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My God, or more appropriately my Sleestak god, if there was ever a series that yearned for a little bit of fun-poking Mystery Science Theatre-style, it was Land Of The Lost [1974-1976], at least as evidenced in the pilot. That's not to say Land Of The Lost didn't have a whole lot of wonderfully sincere factors going for it, but a little unintentional humor now and again was certainly one of them. That aside, I remember Land Of The Lost for much more than its unintended humor. Land Of The Lost, as it does for many, holds a special place in the old heart chambers.
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That reminds me, remember when your fix for cartoons were locked into Saturday mornings? By God, 7:00 am until roughly noon were the golden hours. And boy when high noon rolled around it all came to a near screeching halt. What a shame! It was sheer torture for kids to get a cartoon fix back in the day. We were like addicts without the fix too. It wasn't pretty. We were high on Hawaiian punch and candy and without cartoons we brought our childhood adventures to life. It gave way to cowboy hats, plastic belts complete with six shooter cap guns loaded with red paper reels of explosive magic for pure, unbridled imaginative entertainment. All of this coupled with ray guns and even homemade weaponry and it was cowboys and aliens indeed.
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Theme composer Linda Laurie recalls the Krofft mantra: "Don't patronize children. - take them on a ride, but never talk down to them." These creative people drove the engines of these inventions so that a quality end product resulted rather than the drivel of studio formula. Executive producer Albert Tenzer recognize times were good then. "Today, there are layers of bureaucracy." The visionary Sid and Marty Krofft managed to skirt those issues. They executed some wonderful programming like Far Out Space Nuts [1975], The Lost Saucer [1975], Sigmund And The Sea Monsters [1973] and H.R. Pufnstuf [1969], but Land Of The Lost is arguably one of their smartest and most enduring thanks to its bevy of fine writers and creative contributors. Series co-creator Allan Foshko, who worked for the Kroffts said it best, it was like "Alice In Wonderland or Journey to The Center Of The Earth with these people falling into another world. We had... magic."
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Writer David Gerrold, Season One story editor and mythology director, set the tone by writing Land Of The Lost, Season One, Episode 1, Cha-Ka. It's surprising Gerrold doesn't receive proper recognition in his career for his involvement in this series. I must tell you that I had no delusions that this nostalgic return to the Saturday morning serial from Sid & Marty Krofft was going to unveil a special effects masterpiece. Heck, I vividly remember that little raft projected onto some very bad blue screen [chroma key compositing] rapids to this day. Still, some of the special effects, created on a shoestring budget, do their job. I'm torn between the stop motion animation [Gene Warren & Wah Chang] or the dinosaur hand puppet, but both had me running for that cave as a child. An illusion is created right from the very outset of a fantastical, prehistoric, seemingly alternate reality or universe. Those superficial, artificial, early blue screen effects transport us into something truly bizarre and give Land Of The Lost its own unique feel and reality. And while Land Of The Lost certainly couldn't rival the production design of Space:1999, for a kid's program it was easily as good as Doctor Who.
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We must find a stick and thrust it into that terrifying hand puppet!
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I was totally crushing on Holly.
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You can look past the imperfect effects limitations, because they do sufficiently transport the viewer into the alternate universe that is Land Of The Lost and that's half the challenge. The fun begins there, but ends with a charming cast of enthusiastic actors with loads of heart and some wonderfully delicious little tales.
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Will Marshall clearly the walnut of the family based on this move.
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The continuity is strong here as well, because Cha-Ka will retain that splint into Episode 2, The Sleestak God. Other gems include Rick's facts of life advice to Holly following Cha-Ka's departure, "It takes a lot of trust to make a friend Holly, maybe next time." Thanks Marshall for the Land Of The Lost life lessons. You can't tell me that isn't amusing, but there's much sincerity here even if the cast is just warming up.
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Thanks for the big ass fruit Chaka! The family will be having apple for dinner.
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Cha-Ka: B
Writer: David Gerrold
Director: Dennis Steinmetz
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Cast:
Spencer Milligan [Rick Marshall]
Wesley Eure [1951-present] [Will Marshall] [credited simply as Wesley]
Kathy Coleman [1962-present] [Holly Marshall]



























