Bones: I have found a terrific meal for our day of thanks.
Kirk: Where's the turkey? I wanted turkey Bones!
Bones: Damn it Jim, I'm a doctor not a stone cold turkey killer! Just the same this is a wonderful turkey substitute. It is a combination of chicken and pork compressed into a round treat. It is from a creature called the Bologna. I assembled it in sick bay.
Kirk: Bones, I'm not even sure it's meat.
Bones: Sure it is. It's delicious too. I spotted a similar animal called the Olive Loaf, but opted to keep this Thanksgiving simple. Besides the Olive Loaf looked like Bologna with a sickness. So, bless your Vulcan-loving heart Captain.
Kirk: You're right Bones. Let us be thankful for all we have. But where is Spock?
Bones: Oh, he'll be right back. He's getting the Spam, Hot Dogs and three bottles of Yoo Hoo.
HAPPY THANKSGIVING ALL.