Kirk: Great Scott! Nice shot Scotty!
Bones: You really need to get him out in the field a bit more Captain. He's a ringer!
Kirk: You have a point Bones. We are going to have some good eatin' tonight.
Scotty: Aye Captain. I'll fry up some chips and mushy peas and we'll have ourselves a proper fish and chips dinner complete with vinegar.
No actual animal, fish or living creature of any kind was harmed in the making of this photograph.