Gone Fishing

Scotty: This was a great idea Captain. Unfortunately we don't have fishing poles.

Kirk: Scotty, you do have a blue plastic phaser, do you not?

Scotty: Aye.

Kirk: Set phasers for kill.

Bones: Jim, fishing over a goldfish tank really shores up our chances. I should have thought of this years ago.

Kirk: Stick with me Bones and we'll boldy go where no man has fished before.

Scotty: Aye, Captain. I thought it smelled a wee bit fishy in your personal quarters as well there mate.