Kirk: Boy, this is fun Bones.
Bones: I'm sure glad we left all of our vital gear back on the Enterprise. Looks like we'll have as much time as we'd like down here.
Kirk: Yeah, with no way to reach Scotty we should have plenty of time to enjoy this Winter Wonderland.
Bones: Sure wish we had some Christmas tuneage Jim.
Kirk: That's alright. We can sing our own songs.
Bones: Great. How bout' Rudolph The Red Nosed Galileo or Rockin' Around The Ferengi Money Tree or Silent Klingon.
Kirk: I was thinking Santa Android or Tribble, It's Cold Outside. Actually, it's not really a Christmas song, but more of a winter number. I always loved God Rest Ye Merry Romulans, Frosty The SnowGorn or The Little Drummer Borg.
Bones: Haha. This is way too much fun. Seriously, let's keep it traditional.
Kirk: Fair enough, but after we sing Jingle Bells, let's build a snow woman with really big snow boobs.
Bones: Damn it Jim, what's wrong with you?