Thursday, July 9, 2009

Babylon 5 Companion Book: No Surrender, No Retreat

Book Four: No Surrender, No Retreat

Script To Screen: Straczynski talks extensively about his own personal writing process. I couldn’t help but think about the amazing final quarter of Season Four with this quote. Straczynski refers to Season Four when he says, “There were several episodes this past season where I wrote the script in three days without any notes or outlines because I’d been thinking about it for four years.” If the final five episodes are those of which he speaks they really flow and they just rocked. It is fascinating to hear that from someone, a visionary, who really had something fully formulated mentally and just needed to transfer it to a physical reality. Prosthetic make-up designer John Vulich makes some great points regarding their plan for G’Kar with this comment. “The show’s quite tricky…it’s easy to do a monster, but it’s harder to do something that could be perceived as a monster, but later on you realize he’s really your friend.” This really came across in the look of the character throughout the series. Babylon 5's Fourth Season: This section really delves into what many visitors here have mentioned was the cloud of potential cancellation that hung heavy around the heads of all involved in Season Four. As a result much was being produced and sometimes resolved with urgency as each episode moved the story swiftly forward towards a conclusion. Straczynski delves into the breakdown of how Season Four was to play out versus how it did play out. Intersections In Real Time was the intended cliffhanger, but many of these stories had to be moved up to make the necessary room to bring closure to Straczynski's many threads and ideas. There is a great discussion regarding the hastening of the story due to impending time constraints. It's interesting because as I watched Season Four many of these points are in evidence throughout the twenty-two episodes. Some moments are quite notable, while others were probably pulled off rather neatly. The evidence isn't glaringly bad in most cases, just noticeably quicker than Straczynski had operated in the three previous seasons. The wrap-up of the Shadow War in six quick episodes is a case in point that is analyzed here.

Straczynski spends some time covering what some perceive as the abrupt ending to the Shadow War. There is some interesting perspective here. He talks of the two key questions posed by the Vorlons ands Shadows, “Who Are You?” and “What Do You Want?” respectively. He indicates the the heart of the problem is that “they don’t know the answers anymore.” Bruce Boxleitner puts it best this way, “I think it’s time to get it on. It got more relentless as we went.” It’s true. It was like a freight train running at that point and coming to a head worked on the whole wrapping it up in the first third of Season Four.

I never thought much about it at the time, but I can certainly see where some might have felt odd about it at the time. I remember thinking it was a bad idea. “Perhaps it is a leap of logic to believe that G’Kar would have left Babylon 5 to search for Garibaldi.” I love the analysis of G’Kar and Londo’s relationship as G’Kar is beaten, tortured and chained to the wall. G’Kar “should be at his weakest. Instead he displays a resilience and pride that outshines Londo, who should be in a position of strength. When Londo walks into the cell, however, he seems almost afraid of the Narn in front of him, knowing he must ask his enemy for help and that if he refuses, it will mean death and destruction for the Centauri.” How’s that for irony?

Straczynski covers the strengths and weaknesses throughout Season Four. He notes Lines Of Communication was “simplistic and… less engaging.” He adds that the Drakh emissary “still looks like a monster of the week.” I think the criticism is a bit harsh, but it's his show. I actually enjoyed that entry and thought the emissary looked half-way decent with the vibration effect in play.

All in all much of the analysis is great here, but it’s all laid out in front of the viewer to find on their own. Sheridan’s change is a great example. It’s something that is gradual and begs the question why and you can certainly answer the question by thinking about the transpiring events. As Straczynski points out, coming back from the dead can certainly change your outlook on things. It’s definitely part of the fun of Babylon 5 to actually apply thought and analysis and dig a little deeper than most science fictions stories allow. It’s like that sauce commercial for Prego- “It’s in there.”

Here are some of the episode highlights.

Whatever Happened To Mr. Garibaldi?: Jason Carter discusses his utter awe of the abilities of Andreas Katsulas, his acting prowess and ability to transcend the mask and make-up. “I think it’s an incredible thing that he does, considering he is completely concealed by the make-up…. His powerful humanity crosses through that, and he is so expressive behind that mask. He is absolutely alive and G’Kar exists.” I know I made mention of that while watching Babylon 5 and it's a no-brainer, but I thought Carter articulated that well. Later, referring to the scenes in the Centauri prison between Peter Jurasik and Andreas Katsulas, we are given some terrific analysis on the character’s respective positions. Jurasik notes those scenes to be some of his favorite and they were easily mine as well for the first half of Season Four. This is a great bit analyzing the sequence when Londo goes to G’Kar for aid. “Even though G’Kar is locked in a prison cell and chained to the wall, it is Londo who appears to be in the weaker position. He seems almost frightened of asking G’Kar for this favor, although the Narn cannot possibly pose a physical threat to him.” They make mention of the light flooding the room and G’Kar’s face when the door to the cell is opened and I recall G’Kar basking in that glow and the spiritual strength and impact of that moment myself.

The Summoning: Katsulas recalls the electro-whip sequence and the effort it took to be in that place over and over for that scream. “I was really drained, and I was so happy that I was off a few episodes after that, just psychologically. I needed to get out of that, that place you go to in that dark prison.” I also enjoyed Boxleitner’s reflections on his character which really say a lot about the vibe of the character throughout Season Four. “There’s a dark side to this Mr. Good Guy.” There’s a great analogy by Straczynski as well equating the journey of his hero to that of Mad Max in the first two films by George Miller. I love those films! He indicates Miller went wrong with the third installment by straying from the nebulous, ambiguous path established for his hero in the first two films by falling on formula. Very interesting segment. A very valid criticism of that third film though there were aspects of it that I enjoyed.

Finally, I had considered the Judas analogy of Garibaldi’s betrayal of Sheridan, which is articulated quite nicely here. Joe Straczynski discusses the parallels to Western Christianity and other belief systems with Garibaldi [Judas] or Sheridan [Jesus] and Lorien [God]. That does make sense and is clever in its setup to be sure.

Falling Toward Apotheosis: It was fascinating to hear Patricia Tallman talk of the plan to kill the evil Kosh in this entry. I hadn’t looked at it this way. “The Shadows go out and kill the first Kosh, and then here we are coming along to kill the second one, which doesn’t make us any better than the Shadows. I really had some problems with that ethically.” Straczynski goes on to discuss the sticky moral implications. We also get that age old question regarding World War II and Hiroshima that so many love to debate. It looks as though Straczynski regards history with the kind of logic he projects on his own show. “We bombed Hiroshima, which is a terrible thing, but did we lose fewer people than if we attempted an invasion of the Japanese mainland? It’s a very difficult choice and it is both defensible and vulnerable, which are the kind of arguments that I like with this show. You can make the case that it was wrong, but if they hadn’t done it, what would have been the consequences?” In the sentence of that quote he could have been talking of World War II, but he is referring to the aggression against the Vorlon. If action wasn’t taken, the war would never have come to an end. He speaks of the Shadow War not Hiroshima, but he could have been. It's unfortunate that reinventing history has become a popular past time for many. It reminds me of The Deconstruction Of Falling Stars exactly.

The Long Night: A great crossroads for G’Kar and Londo takes place here in Season Four. “If someone had told Londo in the first season that G’Kar would be the one to save his people, he probably would not have believed it. If that same someone had said that it would be Londo who asked G’Kar to save his people, he would have almost certainly considered that person to be mad.” Now that’s genuine hope and change for you. G’Kar is spiritually enlightened, but Londo too would eventually come around. Actor Peter Jurasik defends the same indicating underneath it all Londo truly does have heart [or two]. Londo repents and looks for vindication throughout Season Four. It’s one of my favorite things about Season Four. The chapter talks extensively of the theatrical scene between Vir and Londo following the assassination of Cartagia by Vir and all of the emotional and moral implications for Vir that followed that along with Londo’s reaction. I agree that it is one of the most moving sequences in the season and I believe I clipped that when I covered this episode. I loved it. It is powerful stuff. Straczynski apparently comes from a theatrical background and there is no question that shines through for the entire series and how sequences are staged and filmed. One final area touched upon is the heroic nature of G’Kar. He was always my favorite character throughout the show and I sensed something special about him along the way, but he shines in Season Four for many reasons. “G’Kar is certainly as much of a hero as anyone else in the show. In some ways, this story is as much G’Kar’s story as anyone else’s, and he goes through as many changes as anyone else goes through,” Straczynski confides. “He endures almost as much- if not more in some ways- as Sheridan does. And also, like Sheridan, for the good of his people and not for any personal glory.”

Into The Fire: For those of us who were not particularly thrilled with the way Straczynski closed out the Shadow War much is covered regarding 'why?' in this segment. I thought it played out long enough as a whole personally and the time seemed right. In fact, if I didn’t express that opinion originally, and I can't recall [I sound like I'm on a witness stand], I do think in retrospect it was a good point to end the proceedings here. I really liked the remainder of Season Four as it played out. I like how Straczynski refers to those fans who strictly enjoy the pyrotechnics as “propellerheads.” That’s funny. I’m a bigger fan of the more intimate drama between characters for sure. I have always said I would have enjoyed a battle or two on foot and hand-to-hand. I would have liked that, but you know the scenes I loved along the way. I don't think I ever clipped a propellerhead sequence. They just aren't necessary or half as juicy as the character drama. This is a great point by Straczynski. “I was growing concerned that more and more people were thinking that the whole shows was about the Shadow War, which is not the case. That was not even there in the first season, didn’t even get cooking until midway through the second season, and they thought this is the entirety of the show, and it never was.” I can certainly see where people might have been despondent over the end of the war. It had been such a powerful force in the show from Season Two to Season Four there was certainly a sense it had engulfed the series so to speak. It was like this great all-consuming shadow. We have terrible memories and Season One seemed like a distant one at that. Straczynski points to the various stages of the war in Babylon 5 and the inevitable peace process. It was evident it had run its course and had to come to a head otherwise it was going to grow stale. I like the reference to Epsilon 3 as a “decoy.” It certainly felt like that though it did play a part in the Babylon 4 thread, which this book points out. Despite my desire for a shoot ‘em up episode Straczynski is quick to point out it was about “philosophies” or competing belief systems. He was never much impressed with giving the audience what it “expects.” I think that was clear.

Epiphanies: Much is discussed here about the Garibaldi character. The whole idea of whether he was acting by choice or being pushed in a given direction by the programming applied by Bester is in question. It’s purposefully ambiguous. I always thought that worked really well because I was left really uncomfortable regarding what was going on with Garibaldi. It wasn’t neat in any way. Straczynski was very successful in what he was going for with this character. I wanted to puke. Patricia Tallman makes some great observations about her character here as well. Much of her feeling on the direction of her character is how I was feeling as it unraveled. “She puts herself on the line for them, and nobody ever gives anything back. It’s so sad. She has a scene with Zack where she says, ‘Why doesn’t anyone just ask me out for dinner, go have a beer in the Zocalo? You want me to fry my mentor, but you don’t want to have a pizza with me. Nobody brings me flowers.’ It continues and continues this way. I never thought it was going to go like that.” Neither did I and it is once again a testament to Straczynski’s gameplan and one that is fairly true to a reality based on logic about people. Are people really that predictable?

The Illusion Of Truth: Mira Furlan gives a fairly extensive opinion on how this episode was handled as someone who came from war torn Yugolsavia and dealt with media propaganda. It’s funny, but I’ve never seen a more propaganda-driven media or agenda-driven media. I believe US outlets are headed in a similiar direction. News is no longer reported, but rather agenda and political bias. It's an interesting evolution and quite disturbing. Journalistically neutral reporting in the classic sense is less and less evident. It's quite sad. Furlan knows first hand and felt “the media and journalists were heavily responsible for the war” in her former country. It’s a terrific case in point on how things change. The media is a powerful instrument and voice when they get behind something they want to support, but can be destructive to the people they serve the information. This episode is a terrific illustration of that power and negligent misuse. Whether the news is reported with a left-wing or right-wing slant it is manipulative and it is not true journalism. The character of Dr. Indiri is a great example. He comments on the status of Babylon 5 without all of the variables, without all of the facts and without any real empirical evidence. Our own reporters often give their opinions without a foundation for them, but they do have their agenda driving their reporting and they get their marching orders from above more than ever or they are hired to fill their agendas accordingly more than ever. Even Garibaldi hurts the station and his old friends with his words, but there is no desire to understand what influences or factors are in play that have affected this interviewee. Yet, given who Garibaldi is his words carry great weight.

Atonement: Straczynski makes a great point about the impurity of races via the Minbari. As pure as they’d like to be, Delenn represents impurity as a descendant of Valen, which of course introduced human DNA. He makes the point without being preachy. It’s an interesting portion of the chapter.

Lines Of Communication: I remember this episode being a real turning point for me regarding my perception of Delenn. I remember writing about how much I enjoyed her character here. It was a notable turning point for the character. It seemed a conscious decision to make her leaner and tougher based upon what I read here. Mira Furlan’s comments really cement that vibe I was experiencing at the time as well and I don’t think it was a desire solely by a female audience either. “I think the female audience craves to see a strong woman who is presented in a good way, a positive way…. To see Delenn being this little lamb, this tiny little lost girl, got on their nerves, and I can completely understand that.” It got on my testosterone-driven nerves as well. So Straczynski clearly made a conscious decision to make her tougher and less sweet. I know Comes The Inquisitor might speak volumes about her character, but there was a big stride forward for her here.


It was funny to learn here of Straczynski’s decision to blur the Drakh emissary as well. He indicates he was “burned” by the Infection monster and the creature from Grey 17 Is Missing referring to those debacles as the “obvious guy in the rubber suit.” Well, it definitely worked here on the Drakh emissary. I remember thinking the emissary was a Drakh until you all pointed out the error of my ways. As far as emissaries go, this is one of the scariest I must say. It was all very much by design and it really works here.

It was interesting to learn here how annoyed Billy Mumy was by the actor who played Forell. It's not often you get to here actors talk smack about other actors. He doesn’t mention the character by name, but he is definitely referring to the guest actor who played Forell opposite the actor who played the Drakh emissary whom Mumy spoke glowingly. Mumy rips the guest actor [Forell] a new one and I imagine he would have a good handle and a right to comment as a veteran actor in the biz. It’s not personal. It’s all business as Mumy points out. Perhaps Lennier was staring Forell down out of anger with genuine sincerity in that entry. He may not have been acting afterall. Like the episode, this was an interesting installment.

Conflicts Of Interest: The installment here deals with the inner Garibaldi conflict and I think what Straczynski was driving for was spot on target. “Well, where is he in all this? He’s not a bad guy, but he’s not acting like one of our good guys, so what the hell is going on here?” I remember feeling precisely that way. I was screwed up!

Rumors, Bargains And Lies: I hadn’t really put this in perspective. Here we have a bit of art imitating life. Mira Furlan was an actress in the former Yugoslavia when war began to break between Croats, Serbs and Muslims. Here, in the series, Delenn tries to quell civil war and civil unrest by returning to Minbar. That was lost on me at the time actually, but it makes complete sense and I did know Furlan was from Yugoslavia. Anyway, an interesting parallel for Furlan to perform as someone so openly exposed to that kind of hatred.

Straczynski makes a comment about Sheridan that really speaks to his behavior throughout Season Four. It was never completely obvious, more subtle, but certainly establishes the underlying truth of the situation for this man. “The whole Z’Ha’Dum thing was a transformational experience for him and there’s many ways of showing that.” I thought it presented itself rather nicely throughout the season without yelling or screaming to us “Look at me, look at how I’ve changed.” Sheridan underwent change of his own, much like Garibaldi, and both of these men that were close friends were transforming before our very eyes. It was all rather uncomfortable along the way, but logically so.

Moments Of Transition: I hadn’t really noted the parallel at the time, but this commentary shed a little more light on it for me. I like the idea that change was required at the end of the Shadow War. The Grey Council, too, could no longer remain static. Things had changed and so with that change the Grey Council needed to adapt by making the Worker Caste the dominant party within the council. “The Grey Council was formed as a barrier, or a form of defense, against the Shadows, and when that threat was gone, they needed to redefine themselves. They had defined themselves in that context for so long that they had lost the point of it. In a way, it’s a parallel to the Shadow War itself, where you have these two sides who are carrying on their own agenda through a third party, which would be us. With Minbar, in trying to be prepared for combat, it had become its own worst enemy. The Warrior and Religious Castes are like the Shadows and the Vorlons, with the Worker Caste caught in the middle. As we told those other two sides to go away because we’re going to make our own way, the Grey Council had to take a similar direction.”

No Surrender, No Retreat: There is some discussion here concerning the difficulty making the White Star interior set interesting. I would agree. I didn’t think they were always successful in making it so.

Director Mike Vejar discusses a critical scene in the entry between Andreas Katsulas and Peter Jurasik as G’Kar and Londo respectively. It’s a powerful sequence and they cover it extensively right down to camera angles to help convey the mood of the characters and where they were in their journey. They really break down the scene and how they wanted it to work. That was a brilliant scene and it was handled skillfully. G’Kar reluctantly agrees to work with Londo if you recall and it was gradual for him to get there, but at the same time G’Kar is internally a believer in the mission for peace, which helps propel him past bitterness, hatred or revenge. He had so moved beyond that as a character and he was placing that on display in the raw.

The Face Of The Enemy: The sequence concerning Sheridan’s takedown is covered extensively here. It’s an interesting read to a really spectacular visual sequence in the series. “That to me, is what hell is like,” comments Jerry Doyle. “If there is a heaven and a hell, hell is the place you go to after you watch the video of your life in front of all of your friends and family and they show you every missed step, everything you did wrong in life, on this giant video in front of everyone.” Great comments. Jerry Doyle closes with how he responded after learning Bester had controlled his motives. “The only thing I could do was slam my head against the wall and let it go. That, to me, was the trumpet call to action. Okay, now that I’ve found out what happened, you fucked with me, now I’ve got some stuff to do.” Perfect.

Intersections In Real Time: There is a great deal of interview time here with actor Raye Birk who played interrogator William. It’s interesting. Birk was extremely proud of the finished product and he should be. It is one of Babylon 5’s finest moments. Bruce Boxleitner speaks of the humor found in the classic corned beef sandwich scene. He actually had to eat four sandwiches and has not had one since as of the book’s writing. Straczynski indicates he put a lot of time, energy and research into the torture sequences of the episode. Much of the input was based upon stories from World War II, his degrees from school and so on. Straczynski points to the various instances of physical duress or torture applied throughout Babylon 5 for character purposes. Straczynski played Sheridan’s part as someone who does NOT break. All of the elements from this entry add up to a classic. I thought this was an interesting point by Straczynski. “I’d always wanted to do a two-character one-room episode, and every time I came up to doing it, I kind of chickened out at the last minute and put in some B-story stuff.” “The Inquisitor was that way…and I chickened out at the last minute.” You know, I remember thinking how Comes The Inquisitor could have been as good as this, but that the other threads were distracting. I recall feeling that way and it was intriguing to see Straczynski reaffirm those thoughts here.

Between The Darkness And The Light: Joe Straczynski had actually considered killing Ivanova, but decided against it. It left me thinking. I imagine Marcus would have been unsuccesful in taking his life instead. Perhaps someone’s intervention in those final moments might have saved him. Of course, he would still be with us as a result. It’s an interesting ‘What if?’ scenario.

Rising Star: Straczynski discusses his indecision right up until the point of no return regarding the death of Marcus. There were essentially two takes, one with Marcus dying and one of him being placed into cryonic suspension. “I wasn’t sure myself what I wanted to do.” He adds, “I just didn’t want to kill off the character. I was very fond of Marcus, and I was giving myself room to cut in either direction.” Straczynski was concerned he might cheat his audience by saving Ivanova and then turning around and saving Marcus undercutting the power of the moment or the scene. In the end he feels he made the right choice and I agree. He most definitely would have extracted the power of Marcus’ sacrifice from the series.

The Deconstruction Of Falling Stars: It is made clear here that this entry was originally intended to be the first episode of Season Five, but was utilized as the season ender. Sleeping In Light was delayed and set to be the proper closing to the series for Season Five once TNT picked the series up for a full fifth season.

My affair with Babylon 5 is nearly complete. I have one more Del Rey companion book to read following my completion of Season Five. The books are aclearly a labor of love penned with thorough detail by writer Jane Killick. They are a terrific read for any self-respecting Babylon 5 aficionado. A must for any sci-fi library.

Thursday, July 2, 2009

B5 S5 Ep11: Phoenix Rising

No really, you first. I insist.

We kind of pick up where we left off at the end of Season Five, Episode 10, A Tragedy Of Telepaths. Bester appears to be at the heart of the entry. I know why Season Five has been problematic for me. You may recollect some time ago during one of the entries I mentioned something to the effect of not really enjoying the whole telepath/ Psi Corps thread. With this being a large part or bulk of Season Five thus far I have been fairly disengaged from the material. The plot thread of Byron and the teeps [sound like a pop group] just isn't doing it for me. It's a bit like dating someone that you really don't want to be with all that much, but you stay with them anyway and in the end you know it's going to end badly. It's just not an exciting thread for me. Therein lies the problem with me for this season. With that being said, I persist with my long Babylon 5 strolls.
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Bester is rallying the troops in preparation to take down Byron and company. Bloodhound units are tracking down rogue telepaths. Some rogues are trapping the hunters and they are eliminated like the hunted they are to send a message back to Bester. Bester rationalizes Psi Corps as necessary to at once control telepaths and protect normals alike. He has such a big heart and such noble goals. Every race needs to control the telepaths. He makes it sound good to Lochley as the deft politician that he is. As the elevator doors open Bester and Lochley are treated to the sight of one of Bester's own pinned dead to the wall with the words "FREE BYRON!" scrolled above. Silly. So here we go with Babylon 5, Season Five, Episode 11, Phoenix Rising, and the crazy antics of those unruly, at large, telepaths.
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Byron pleads with Sheridan to remove Psi Corps from the station. Bester tells Sheridan that Byron never keeps a promise. They obviously know one another. Lyta would like to know what Bester meant. My re-evaluation continues on Tracey Scoggins. She may be more wooden to me than Michael O'Hare. I like him more. There is something about this season to be sure that just isn't settling in. Sheridan's role is definitely lessened. There is far too much damn Byron. Byron - you my friend are no Marcus replacement!
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Bester goes to his quarters and Garibaldi is waiting there for him with a PPG. He is a smug bastard, but Koenig is a high point in the season amidst a rather bland group of teeps. This is a nice follow-up to the Garibaldi/ Bester storyline.



So why not plant a bomb and allow that to do the dirty work on Bester? Well, I suppose the Asimov covers it. Isaac Asimov [1920-1992] was a Russian writer of science fiction. I, Robot [1950] is one of his most famous to me.
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Lyta pursues Byron on his connection to Bester. It turns out Byron grew up in the Psi Corps as a P-12. He was Bester's protege. He essentially shadowed Bester's activities. Byron learned just how vicious and unmerciful Bester could be. His actions were that of a dark man. Byron was forced to kill mundanes once at Bester's request and very much against his own will. He wanted no part of it. He left Psi Corps and never looked back.
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I suspect Jeff Doyle is a man of fairly good height.
Elsewhere we have a little hand-to-hand combat action happening on the station between Psi Corps and the rogue teeps. It's about damn time! It is brief though. I always wanted some one on one action with those Shadows thing-a-ma-bobs. We almost got it with Season Three, Episode 22, Z'Ha'Dum. So, the violence leads to medlab where Garibaldi is speaking with Franklin about neuroblocks. The rogues enter and Garibaldi gets the tar kicked out of him but goes down fighting. Our teep friends now have hostages and Garibaldi and Franklin are first in line to be executed. Demands for reparations and a homeworld heighten.

Byron asks Lyta for help in order to reach medlab. Franklin tries to intervene and one of the teeps takes a shot at his head. He ducks [see photo]. Boy that was close! Now there's a moment in medlab where Garibaldi is tossed into a computer monitor and a TV screen with snow on it. I immediately recalled the scene where he was murdered in Season Four, Episode 22, The Deconstruction Of Falling Stars. I believe Garibaldi was killed referencing the Telepath War. Are we in the middle of THE Telepath War? I don't mean to sound clueless, but I was just thinking it was going to be bigger for some reason. This certainly makes sense despite feeling more like Telepath Skirmish. The teeps utilize Peter who was wounded back in Season Five, Episode 7, Secrets Of The Soul, to keep security at bay. He flips his head around alot to get objects to fly. Still, he is weak and Franklin tries to stop them, which draws their initial PPG ire.

Lochley: "And if Garibaldi is killed?"

Bester: "Zack gets his room."
The question is posed regarding negotiation with the teeps as being tantamount to negotiating with terrorists. It's a notable analogies like this that make science fiction so great.

Lyta and Byron use their psychic capabilities to find a way into medlab. As I'm watching this I'm thinking, who out there actually ranks Season Five among the very best of the series? Seriously. It's not that good. It's really not. It's sorely lacking.

One of the more interesting moments is the scene with a bloodied Garibaldi that transports us back to Season Four finale. The thing is this. Garibaldi never died. Byron steps in and shoots one of his fellow rogue telepaths. He is clearly troubled by his action and having had to make the choice he makes, but Garibaldi never died.

Meanwhile Sheridan reflects on the longevity of Garibaldi's career on the station. He is the longest serving crew member. It was funny to hear him mention how he joined with Sinclair. It all seems like ancient history at this point, so very long ago in a galaxy far, far away. Of course with Sinclair being Valen now it is a bit like that. I've been writing about Babylon 5 now going over a year of my life.

Byron reports back in to Lochley and Sheridan. He is making every effort to bring this whole thing under control. Byron simply demands Psi Corps is out of the picture. This is a demand that is certainly easier said than done knowing Bester. Still this is what Sheridan and Lochley promise. Bester is none too pleased jurisdiction is usurped by Sheridan and Lochley, but he has lost official control of the situation.

Ah, the pawing and fawning of the cult of weirdo. Good grief.
The telepaths reconvene in Brown Sector for more singing and pawing and fawning over one another. It is a truly strange, little cult of lovers. It's so bizarre it makes me want to hurl over its sheer goofiness. Bester has other plans and is unmolested by their unique molestations toward one another. He touches a metal wall and reaches out to Byron via the mind. Bester reaches out to Byron. He's never going to cave to Bester. Bester tells him, "don't go off with strangers Byron. Don't talk to strangers." I always wondered what Rick Springfield was singing about in his tune Don't Talk To Strangers. Now I know. Kidding. That song pre-dates Babylon 5 anyway. I know I should be ashamed. Don't hate me. You were young once too.

Corps Is Mother, Corps Is Father. Bester plays the family teep card with Byron regarding the corps. Bester is not getting what he wants and he is planning a full on assault to get the teeps back in his fold.
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Way too much vino there fella.
As the transfer of teeps proceeds, Bester and his people show and the situation quickly dissolves into gunfire. Now the weird thing is Byron flips an internal switch and suddenly he can't fight for his principles any longer. He indicates it's just too late and too much blood has been spilled. The whole out is a bit of a crock, a bit of a jolt, because he'd been sticking by his principles without wavering once and all of a sudden he throws everything right out the window and it's like huh? 'What you talkin' 'bout Willis?'

Na na na na hey hey hey goodbye!
Byron tells Lyta to walk away. WHO IS BYRON? The poet of course. So we get loads of Byron poetry as he bids farewell to his willow Lyta. Good Lord. Byron points his PPG at a chemical spill and the whole group ignites into a suicidal ball of flame. It was all entirely predictable and you knew he was going to use that spill to go out in a blaze of glory. They end it as the cult they always were. About the only thing missing was a comet and some Nike sneakers. No tears here I'm afraid.

Sheridan approaches Bester to see if he's satisfied now. Bester appears mildly shattered by the final result of the showdown or is it merely a classic Bester performance. I suspect Bester sees the mundanes as the enemy and the teeps should be united for a common purpose. So will Byron be the martyr?

In the end it turns out Lyta has all of Byron's memories. REMEMBER BYRON a sign reads and she now touches each of the teeps to carry on the calling of Byron's heart. She whispers REMEMBER BYRON to each teep as they pass and it's like she's giving communion out at church. Keerrraaazzzy! Byron's mission will live on through Lyta. More pawing to come.

Garibaldi is back in his quarters and it turns out Psi Corps' headquarters was bombed and the words REMEMBER BYRON are left as a message. There are certainly teep factions about that are dividing any hope for a common cause. They aren't much for slogans really. Keep it simple stupid as they say. FREE BYRON. REMEMBER BYRON. I'm thinking they kinda, like, loved Byron. It does appear a martyr he will be. Anyway, Garibaldi has a drink and the fact he is feeling very vulnerable and out of control thanks to Bester may be devolving into a situation with his old demons once again. It's not easy staying on that wagon I'm sure. Ding Dong the Byron's gone! Now we can get down to business.

Phoenix Rising: C

Wednesday, July 1, 2009

Sunday, June 28, 2009

Final Fantasy Meets Michael Jackson's Thriller

If you haven't heard Michael Jackson passed away Thursday, June 25th shortly after the passing of Farah Fawcett. Yes, it's true. I'm kidding of course about that part of not knowing. The whole thing has been on par with the passing of Princess Diana.

I am beginning to think we may be in a cycle of Michael Jackson music videos and documentaries 24/7 for the next week at least. I can't seem to find a channel that isn't covering the life of Michael Jackson. I liked Michael Jackson's music. I won't lie. I would have to register Off The Wall and Thriller as classics. I don't care for much else, but if my kids weren't sure of who Michael Jackson was they know now. He is on every station and they are getting a steady diet of all of his creativity as well as some rather unflattering portraits of the man and his fall from grace. To quote Spock, in a word, "fascinating."
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Anyway, his is another life cut short. His musical influence was clearly felt by many. The Amazon Bestsellers list is comprised of wall to wall Michael Jackson merchandise. Strange, the impact a death can have on so many. Where were all these fans of his music before he died?
In the spirit of it all, I recalled seeing an Easter Egg from the Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within [2001] DVD. So, I took it upon myself to dig it up for you. The film itself is solid science fiction, albeit not perfect, but I thought you'd get a kick out of this Michael Jackson tribute via Square Soft's take on the classic Thriller.

Friday, June 26, 2009

Charlie's Angels Were Detectives, But Seriously Who Really Cares!

I never followed Charlie's Angels all that carefully. I remember trying to watch whenever I could simply because the boys in my neighborhood liked the babes. Did you know they were detectives? Of course, but we really didn't care. We liked to see them in action. They were hot!

Farah Fawcett passed away on Thursday and since Michael Jackson died later that day no one cares about Farah anymore. I suspect coverage on her and her life would have been more closely covered had the passing of bizarro Jackson not happened. The media seized upon it as only the media can in all its shallow, disgusting splendor. Farah was simply tossed aside like yesterday's news and it hadn't even been half a day. I suspect those close to Fawcett may be thankful for that singular callous act of media inattention for once.

To be honest I wasn't a huge Farah fan on Charlie's Angels. The guys always picked their favorite babes as if they had any chance at all with them. Still, ownership of your pin-up girl was part of the coming-of-age process and a rite of passage. I was always a brunette guy and for some reason had a thing for the raspy Kate Jackson. Jaclyn Smith was my next favorite. I always appreciated Farah more as I got older. She was a pretty lady. She was a natural beauty [as far as I know; not like Jackson]. Anyway, sad to see her go. You know how I feel about seeing these people in our lives sort of disappear from the radar forver [Jackson included]. It makes us that much older and all the more mortal.

Tuesday, June 23, 2009

B5 S5 Ep10: A Tragedy Of Telepaths

Yes friends, they are still singing.

Captain Lochley recaps current events. In particular she covers the attacks in the shipping lanes and even more importantly the telepath problem holding up in Brown sector. We get a couple of sweet babe shots of actress Tracey Scoggins. I must admit Scoggins may look fit , but she's not the fittest or most exciting of narrators. Boring. She anticipates things will get messy as she pensively considers the current state of Babylon 5 affairs. Lochley places a call for help to the Telepathbusters [Psi Corps] in the form of Bester. That's priceless. The downbeat tone is set for Babylon 5, Season Five, Episode 10, A Tragedy Of Telepaths.


Darn! All those pretty hands and no fawning or preening of Byron. A teep is a terrible thing to waste!
It was interesting to note in the credits Julie Caitlin Brown would be returning as Na'Toth for the episode. Wow! It's been a long time since we've seen her in character as Na'Toth. I know she reappeared in a different role without make-up, but she was terrific initially as Na'Toth. I remember her absence was notable when she vanished from the show due to make-up issues I believe. Anyway, I never thought we'd see her again.

The telepaths are slowing down the progress of station workers who are attempting to burn through to their location. The teeps are walled up and making every effort with their psychic mind games to keep the station workers and security from reaching them.

Back on Centauri Londo is puzzled by the fact his people are channeling exorbitant expenditures into the now expectedly quiet war machine. G'Kar jests indicating they might be invading themselves for a change. G'Kar is eating fresh SPOO. Eww. Londo indicates it is an insult to eat fresh SPOO and that it needs to age like a fine wine apparently. G'Kar snagged some and Londo makes fun of the fact no Narn would eat fresh SPOO. Aged or fresh no SPOO for you! I would never eat anything called SPOO. It could be a bowl of ice cream, but if it's called SPOO, I'm sorry but I'd rather MOO. In lieu of the SPOO I would eat STEW. I would even share the STEW with YOU, maybe even TWO, but I rank SPOO with a frightening FEW and as something NEW, I would not eat it, not even with GLUE. I would not eat SPOO not even with YOU. There are images that come to mind with the word SPOO I simply cannot reconcile with a food-like substance. Anyway, this gives G'Kar pause and he wonders, "where is it going?" There is a grim feel to this sequence. Londo indicates there are underground cells and perhaps it is heading there. G'Kar urges Londo they must get to the bottom of its delivery point. There, they discover Na'Toth. Hmmm, that does seem a bit odd, but believable and I am glad to see her back.

Ever the haunting image and probably one of the most memorable throughout all of Babylon 5.

Na'Toth recalls the circumstances of those initial attacks on Narn and how she got where she is. The Centauri took her prisoner back in Season Two, Episode 20, The Long, Twilight Struggle I believe, though we never see it happen. It has been two years. The discovery brings back old hatreds and bad blood boils within G'Kar's forgiving heart. We haven't seen G'Kar this upset in some time.



That's a great little story that illustrates a sizable truth. Yes, pretty potent is G'Kar. It's been awhile since we've seen him this heated to be sure. Of course, Na'Toth was once a fiery spitfire of a Narn. She was a real fighter and a loyal assistant to G'Kar. Seeing her in this weakened state with much of her real personality nearly snuffed from existence would anger anyone.

Na'Toth: A shadow of her former self.
Lochley enters a crawlspace to make her way to the telepaths. Sheridan calls her crazy when Garibaldi calls her gutsy. I don't think of Lochley as all that crazy. She seems pretty NOT crazy actually. She's not afraid to get dirty and she is gutsy. Garibaldi and Sheridan discuss concerns about the telepaths who actually got out before the lockdown in Brown sector. There is a concern for sabotage and that is the most logical point of this whole conflict. Sheridan worries everything "is fraying at the edges." He is worried it's all crumbling around them and no doubt much of the work they have achieved.

Garibaldi: "Why is it that we always break up our history by the wars? Not the years of peace?" He adds, "Why the war, not the peace? Because it's exciting. And because on some level people like to see something big fall apart and explode from the inside out." It's a fair point. Like The Iliad or The Odyssey or Beowulf, it's always the epic conflicts that keep our interest. A book about peace and quiet would hardly capture our attention. Still marking periods as The Great Peace or The Fantastic Tranquility or The Bold Quietude or The Remarkable Global Friendship Period might be nice. Granted that last one is a bit naive.

Lochley makes it to Brown sector and she's fairly restrained with her greetings toward the teeps. I have to admit, Scoggins is not particularly good in the role upon further review. I do miss Susan Ivanova. Still, she is starting from ground zero in Season Five and is at a major disadvantage. Byron and his folk demand compensation from the normals now that the Shadow War has ended. Lochley gives the teeps a chance to leave but the cult of Byron stands pat. They will not be leaving.

Elsewhere, in Londo's quarters, Londo and G'Kar plan their attempt to rescue and escape with Na'Toth.

I'm not sure what it is about this season, but it's just not grabbing my attention in the way Seasons One through Four had done. Something feels missing. At the very least it is slower, more political, far less interesting or exciting and then there is the telepath thread which is excruciating.

At the league of aligned worlds meeting Sheridan points out someone or something is planting evidence to implicate alien races so the finger pointing toward one another will lead to war. Tensions are running very high and mounting.

On Centauri Prime Londo begins executing his plan to save Na'Toth. It is understandable to see Na'Toth so weakened. She is so very different from her fiery, spunky personality noted earlier in the series. I'm not sure Julie Caitlin Brown was needed to play Na'Toth. I am glad to see the original actress, but there just isn't much of a role here. So Londo escorts Na'Toth out of their quarters. She is dressed in a female Centauri's dress and her face masked by a veil. Londo feins drunk with the best of them and hopes being the center of attention will simply make his brethren feel as though it is business as usual for Londo.

On the station some of the free teeps are being obnoxious lil' pukes. They are spray painting graffiti signs that demand Byron be freed. Well, that's just plain ridiculous. What are you? Juvenile delinquents? Bester has arrived and the teeps are fearful. They are going to trade in their black spray paint cans for real weapons. Stupid. Well, Bester is in the house and aiding Lochley in getting to those rogue telepaths. The teeps force a security guard into the armory and for some reason the events just seem slightly laughable. I love when the teeps start shooting and they miss Lochley, Zack and Bester, but manage to hit the maintenance worker point blank. It just plain sucks being a B5 'red shirt' also known as a B5 maintenance worker as it turns out.

Sheridan and Delenn inform the alien races that any attacks shall be countered by an alliance strike via White Stars. In essence they threaten force to keep the peace.

G'Kar and Londo have freed Na'Toth and when it is all said and done I cannot for the life of me completely understand the point of having Julie Caitlin Brown guest on the show. It is nearly pointless. I definitely would have enjoyed a more fruitful part and a little more character work on this one. I point to her work early on where she really sank her teeth into the part. There isn't much in the script here for her. It's a job I suppose.

Bester and the telepaths prepare for battle against Byron and his forces. It's definitely not playing out like classic Greek tragedy, but if death is on the horizon for this storyline I welcome its arrival like Brutus and Cassius to Julius Caesar.

A Tragedy Of Telepaths: C [B for the G'Kar/ Londo material]

Thursday, June 18, 2009

B5 S5 Ep9: In The Kingdom Of The Blind

G'Kar is a bigger Narn than most considering his latest role for Londo might be perceived by most as a form of enslavement. Given the Narn-Centauri history most would not go so willingly under the guise of 'bodyguard.'

Okay, so Babylon 5 appeared a little out of order according to one directory I enjoy perusing organized by SciFi Stream. Day Of The Dead was tagged as Episode 11, whilst the DVD box set for Season 5 clearly has it pegged and hard-coded as Episode 8. I'm sure there is some logical explanation out there in the dark, great, vastness of cyberspace.

The latest entry sees Sheridan, Garibaldi & Delenn discussing hit and run attacks on the shipping lanes. Sheridan always suspects the Raiders, but this time they are not so sure. The attacks are too precise and almost military-like in style. The Rangers are deployed to the shipping lanes for the latest installment, Babylon 5, Season Five, Episode 9, In The Kingdom Of The Blind.

A Centauri warship arrives on Centauri Prime carrying Londo and G'Kar to the homeworld. The first notable exchange makes it clear their is certainly racism very much in play toward the Narn by the Centauri. I suspect the same would hold true for the Narn toward the Centauri. These things don't go away easily and in some cases never will. Can you say the Middle East? G'Kar rubs his presence in amidst the Centauri. Londo informs the Centauri that G'Kar is his bodyguard. G'Kar asks what time is dinner because he's starved. HA! G'Kar is a good-natured soul and one of the rare exceptions who channels forgiveness and has a faith most simply do not possess. How far we've come.

Back on Babylon 5 Byron is doing his damndest to stir up his teeps. Byron serves a narrative purpose by recapping how the telepaths came to be via the Vorlons. He also reminds us how the telepeeps are very much the legacy of that war and one of its many casualties/consequences/results.

On Centauri Prime, G'Kar is frisking all visitors to Londo's quarters. Londo inquires about the Regent [brilliantly played again by Damian London], but is informed of his unstable nature at the moment. He has been mostly in seclusion. The Regent is apparently drinking heavily and Londo is very surprised to hear that news. Of course it is no doubt to control the Keeper that is tied to his neck. Londo notes things are certainly quieter since Cartagia's departure. Still, things are also stranger. Many venues of Centauri life are being classified as top secret and no one knows why. All suspect the Regent will no doubt see Prime Minister Londo Mollari.

I have to admit, this season has been fairly uneven for me. I haven't loved it to be sure. In fact, and I'm a little stunned at myself for what I'm about to profess as it is early yet, but I prefer Season One over this one thus far. It has been unbalanced on some level for me. The actors are doing their best with some of the weakest material to date, but that comes across as well. I know the telepath thread has been a big part of it. That thread hasn't been of great interest to me or captured my imagination. I know it's early.

Following his meeting with Londo Lord Jano returns to his room and finds the Regent is sitting in his quarters in his constant state of inebriation [no doubt]. "I think we're well beyond pastels now" he tells the Lord. Things have definitely become dark for the Regent. This is not a happy time or place for him. Drunk, he tells the Lord he would never harm him if it was his decision, but it is not and the Lord is tossed across the room by a large shadow. You'll recall the keeper on his neck first referenced in Season Four, Episode 7, Epiphanies. The Regent is doing his best to maintain sanity, but things are clearly out of his control.

On the station Byron tells his lady love Lyta something is brewing. She asks him if he's ever afraid and Byron tells her "constantly."

On the homeworld, Londo demands to see the Regent. He is informed he may not. This scene is good, but for some reason not as good as these kinds of scenes often are on Babylon 5. I like when G'Kar blows a kiss to the Centauri babe. They must have loved him for that move. At least he enjoys pouring salt in the wound in his current role. He unabashedly lets it all hang out. There is nothing submissive or sheepish about this Narn.


Londo is taken to Lord Jano's quarters where he is found hanging. This is not a result of one of those strange auto-erotic sex acts. It's not suicide either. This is of course murder.
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Yikes! Angry Drazi!
On the station Byron asks Garibaldi for help. He asks to see the alliance council. Garibaldi needs to know why, but Byron says he needs to keep it to himself. I love that. I need you to do this, but I can't tell you why. I mean, Garibaldi doesn't even get a "trust me." Byron goes into Garibaldi's head and extracts info from him regarding the shipping lane attacks. Byron gets his wish. Byron goes into hi sob story again. Wah, wah about how they are a nationless people and they have been abandoned. Oh for cryin' out loud get over yourself. He submits his agenda regarding his desire to have a telepath homeworld. Sheridan tells him he is "out of order." Byron is such an annoying hippie dude. Give me ,give me, give me. Here's an idea, buy a nice Earth home and assimilate into life with other people and stop being a super hippie dick. Super dick, super dick, you're super dickie. Yow! The One To Be Pitied is signing Men Without Hats' Safety Dance because Byron is reminding her of the Canadian lead singer Ivan from way back in the day. Well, it turns out Byron has had his telepaths tailing the various races for a few days. They have been gathering all of their secrets. Prickaroonies! Oh and if they do not comply they will be the victims of telepathic black mail. Excuse me, what a pretty, Fabio-looking scumbag. This is your standard we don't like how we're treated, but we will use every maneuver at our disposal to get what we want. I believe this possibly leads to terrorism.
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Later, Delenn plays into the telepathic demands attack and admits "perhaps we do have an obligation to them." Garibaldi: "Fine, I'll set 'em up a trust fund." Delenn, come on with the bleeding heart. What next telepathic reparations? Sheridan, ever the realist, talks about the idealism of the situation. Folks! They are forcing your hand. Don't cave to black mail. Sheridan points out there is no violence... yet, as Garibaldi adds. Get your testicles together before these pretty boys rip them off.

I like this pumpkinhead-like costume head. It's kinda cool.
Londo's request for the floor by the Regent is granted. Things look particularly bleak when you see black-robed Centauri running around with swords down dark corridors. G'Kar takes on the assassins and is blocked by a falling door. G'Kar is immensely courageous. All is not well on Centauri Prime. This is a plot line I have missed. Suddenly, Londo is confronted by a Lord who wants Londo dead to pave the way for his own political ambitions. The Centauri are a truly nasty race of political assassins. They will do anything for power. They are like the Romans. A knife is thrown, always the weapon of choice, at Londo but freezes in mid-air and is thrust back upon the Lord himself who is killed instead. A being with glowing eyes stands in the room. Could it be the Drakh? Londo is alive and reunites with G'Kar who has made short work of the three buffoons.

Byron impresses upon his group there is safety in numbers and that they must stick together and sing Coke commercials. Just kidding. Some of the telepaths have been separated and are being utilized as punching bags across the station. Byron's people ignore his orders and go out to help the others assaulted by the various alien races. Violence and bloodshed are the orders of the day. Byron is so moved by the violence he is caressed and consoled by Lyta's loving touch. He is a truly pathetic, girly man.
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Zack goes to Sheridan under orders from Lochley to determine what to do with the telepeeps. Sheridan considers caving into the terrorist, er telepath demands, but needs to put them in custody first.

Byron is delusional. He reckons other worlds will soften to their plight. Seriously dude, these aliens eat each other for breakfast. They ain't gonna give two good fish sticks about you there Goldilocks. Byron is living in a dream world. Other telepaths would prefer to fight back and kill if necessary. Byron is disgusted by such actions. So nearly half the telepeeps leave, while the rest fall in and enclose Byron with their protective, cult-like, love-fawning. They preen over him and do their weird group pawing adoring their Fabio master. Just ridiculous.

This creepy fellow is very cool, but also different in appearance from the glowing-eyed fellow. What is their connection? I can see why the Techno-Mages got out of dodge long ago.
Londo and G'Kar are looking for the Regent, but are getting no help until they witness a hand summoning them forth into the emperor's room. The Regent is clearly controlled by an invading force as we return to some of the storyline that once caught my interest in Season Four. Apparently these things LIKE Londo. They have much in common. The Regent tells Londo to leave while he can still enjoy his life before he becomes emperor. Londo is disturbed by what he sees in the Regent. Following his departure a creature lurks in the shadows constricting the Regent's breathing with the tentacle of one of those keeper creatures complete with cool eyeball.

While in his quarters Londo indicates he is frightened for the first time to G'Kar. G'Kar is stunned to hear Londo is scared and decides he, too, will not sleep.

Zack utilizes the intercom to flush out the teeps. A battle aboard the station is brewing indeed. Byron asks Lyta to promise she will follow his directions. She promises with her warm body and sultry lips. I might play the wounded cult leader too.

This episode started to go somewhere for me in the end particularly with the Centauri thread, but it is still lacking in the standard Babylon 5 magic I had come to expect.

In The Kingdom Of The Blind: B-

Sunday, June 14, 2009

Star Runners

What do you get when you mix Enterprise's Connor Trinneer with Heroes' James Kyson Lee? How about a Sci Fi Original Movie and your standard banal Sci Fi Channel title, Star Runners [or is that SyFy- soon]. Throw in a sexy, well-defined, Mariah Carey looking space chick in a skimpy pink dress and you've got yourself a winner. As I sat down to chill for a bit I remembered Sci Fi Channel had a movie on its "most dangerous night of television" [yes, to your health] that I was interested in checking out. So as I started watching I thought I'd write about it without giving it too much effort.

Star Runners is actually pure science fiction delight for fans of the actors and fans of series like Battlestar Galactica, Firefly, Enterprise or Stargate. It may not have the same standards of excellence, but my initial reaction was that it looked to be a fun thrill ride through space with reasonably entertaining actors or familiar faces. My opinion of the movie would dissolve quickly.

The special effects are equally solid for a change. They rank up there with any of the series I mentioned previously and that's always a good start. The ships, the jumps. All of your standard sci fi cliches are in order and there were some unique takes on technology to begin things.

The dialogue was snappy and fun. Okay, I can't do it any longer. It really is truly a terrible movie, but it's terrific science fiction cheese in the best possible sense. As far as the worst in science fiction goes this ranks up there as one of the best of the worst if that's possible.

Trinneer and Lee crash on a planet with a host of others after being fired upon by a governmental entity [nod to Firefly] and attempt to survive alien space bugs [nod to Starship Troopers or Pitch Black]. In fact, with their skimpy buxom chick as their secret weapon [nod to Firefly's River Tam] it's as if someone took Heroes, Enterprise, Pitch Black, Firefly, Stargate and other assorted sci fi ideas and tossed it into a blender. The vibe is made all the more ridiculous by some silly long jacketed wardrobing for Trineer and company coupled with god awful dialogue and a weak script. As a result you get your serviceable sci fi survival yarn and a pay check for the actors we know and love.

Each survivor is essentially picked off one by one. I actually wrote this paragraph before it started happening that's how predictable we're talking. Heads are lopped off while people piss. You know how it goes. One of the best things about this movie is watching the sheer stupidity of its characters unravel before your very eyes. Characters literally have all of the facts at their disposal that they will die if they do A and it is clearly advisable that they should do B if they want to live. What is the best option then, do A anyway. What!? It's hilarious. My Boy Wonder happened to stumble into the room and said it best, "they're all really dumb."

Anyway as the story moves along Lee's character gets hacked up pretty good. We get your standard 'forget about me, save yourselves, I'll lay and die here while I clutch a grenade and take whatever of those bastards with me that I can' sacrificial lamb story for his friends. His sacrifice proved to me he truly was a hero after all [wink wink]. Meanwhile, the girl in the skimpy pink dress has all sorts of unbelievable superpowers speaking of heroes. She may have as job in Heroes Season Five. Everyone wants the girl, but not like that friends. The bugs have them on the run, the agents have them on the run and they just fire away, fire away and fire away. Those guns have to be red hot. The Boy Wonder watches and wonders, "don't they ever run out of ammo?" I reply "ya'd think." "Is this a good movie?" he inquires. "Not really." In the end there is a bit of a revenge tale and the girl with superpowers as a result of heavy radiation gets her final moment in the sun.

The characters run alot. They run and run and run [while they shoot]. They are also on a star of a sort. Apart from the celestial body, our actors are also stars. They are Star Runners! Oh and the enemy governmental ship in the movie also looks suspiciously like a pale imitation of the Battlestar Galactica. The effects aren't that good. So, you can do yourself a favor and run far away from this one. If you're sick and lying on the couch clutching a ginger ale then this might make you feel better.

Star Runners: C- [I like the space chick. Her bodaciousness saves this one from the D mark]