Scooby Dooby Doo where are you? We need some help from you now.
Another clever Starlog Magazine classic from the comic files.
When you come right down to it, Scooby Doo wouldn't have been a bad replacement for Fox Mulder given his credentials in solving mysteries and dealing with monsters. Okay, people dressed as monsters, but that's something. Yes, Scooby might have been a great choice.
Unfortunately, The X-Files already got their dog in Robert Patrick's John Doggett.
Scooby's response to the news: "Ruh-roh." Shaggy's discovery of Scooby looking for a new job: "Zoiks!" Dynomutt was in the waiting room.