Kirk: Apart from that Superbabe there doesn't appear to me of a night life on this planet.
Bones: Perhaps all lifeforms that inhabit the planet live underground due to the harsh conditions.
Kirk: Perhaps Bones. Perhaps.
Bones: Jim! Your blue briefs are showing.
Kirk: It's all part of my plan Bones to lure that Mystery Babe out from the shadows again.
Bones: Hmmm, I see. Well, with all due respect, she didn't seem particularly interested in us.
Kirk: That's because she hasn't gotten up close and personal with big Jim to see the error of her ways.
Bones: Is that it? Well, the winds are breaking cold again and here comes the snow. The temperature and climate is shifting rapidly once again as it did just a few short hours ago. We're going to need to find help. Jim, I think I see something ahead.
Kirk: Bones, more importantly, are you a briefs or boxers man?
Bones: Damn it Jim! This is no time for an undies discussion.
Kirk: What about long johns eh? Those would be quite to our liking right right about now.
Bones: Yes, yes. Long johns are nice. This way.
Kirk: How 'bout the Snuggie?