I know going political is always dangerous terrain. So I'll just place my write-in vote.
These are the best choices.
As stated over at Cafepress:
"They bring a combination of military training, a love of freedom, and sartorial excellences. They are also excellent public speakers and true patriots who put their people ahead of their own interests. Should the electorate find themselves not happy with the slate as elected, whoever is in second position will gladly assassinate the other in order to bring about a referendum."
Sounds good to me. Love that campaign slogan. It could be alot worse.