Friday, November 12, 2010

UFO Ep4: Exposed

The actual book published in 1967. The book makes an appearance in the latest episode of UFO, the first to blur the lines of fact and fiction, real and unreal or truth and untruth.

I was feeling a little love for FAB FRIDAY! How about you!? Give it up for a long lost FAB FRIDAY and all things delectable in the wild, wonderful world of all things colorfully Gerry & Sylvia Anderson.

We return with UFO, Episode 4, Exposed. Exposed is probably best known for being the official introduction to Commander Ed Straker's partner in crime going forward, Colonel Paul Foster. Foster, played by actor Michael Billington, would be Straker's staunch ally and the two would come to be seen as something of a dynamic duo even though Colonel Alec Freeman would be on board until his final appearance in UFO, Episode 17, Sub Smash. The men combined for a handsome handful of male machismo in the world of Anderson science fiction. The two stud leads, Straker and Foster, would become popular favorites on the series and why not surrounded by beautiful women in pink-purple wigs or spandex [or both].

The opening theme continues to knock me off my feet. I half expect to see Nancy Sinatra strut about leading a charge of sexy, half-naked women [with boots made for walking] to the grooves of the UFO Theme. It's really that retro hot!

The tale begins as SID [Space Intruder Detector] notifies Straker and Moonbase of an impending, incoming UFO. The base goes on red alert. I've said it before and I'll say it again, the models designed for UFO's UFOs and Interceptors are some of the least interesting and inspirational to me. I'm not a fan. I'm particularly disappointed when you consider what Michael Trim and other creators did for Thunderbirds and Space:1999. How did it go wrong for middle child UFO? For one thing, the Interceptors are not practical in the least. They are stocked with a single, front-loaded missile and once that single wad is shot, the Interceptor is out. That's no way to win a battle and no way to stay alive. Admittedly, the S.H.A.D.O. Mobiles are simple, but exquisite. Fortunately, that's not the most important factor in the Andersons' immersion into live action cinematic television. What I am a fan of is the style of the show, the look, the ideas and concepts and most important of all the performances by a wonderful cast headed by the late Ed Bishop.

Two UFOs are destroyed. One remains. Meanwhile, an unknown aircraft enters the target area. Enter Paul Foster. Straker and Freeman are uncertain what the aircraft is. The airship is an experimental jet dubbed XV-104 on a test flight. It has unexpectedly entered Straker and S.H.A.D.O.'s targeted airspace. Concerned, Straker informs the aircraft's company to get that plane out of the area. Sky One, piloted by Captain Peter Carlin, preps for lift off under orders to take out the final UFO.


Production quality and the intro credits appear to be slightly improved here beyond the three initial opening episodes, but only slightly. Colors are relatively crisp and images are sharper in this installment over the earlier three entries.

Foster spots the top secret UFO and Sky One and is stunned by the development. Freeman cautions they should call off the UFO attack by Sky One to avoid collateral fatalities. The hard-as-nails Straker, in a very in-character moment, grits his teeth and tells Freeman the experimental aircraft will have to risk the fallout. National and global security come first for Straker. Sky One takes out the UFO just feet from Foster's aircraft and the explosion rocks the XV-104. Foster and his co-pilot descend, crash and burn hard. During the descent Foster's partner passes out. The co-pilot is played by none other than Matt Zimmerman, the voice of Alan Tracy of Thunderbirds. Foster manages to survive. Hospitalized for six days Foster suffers from temporary loss of sight and learns his partner didn't survive the crash.

Things are certainly sure to get more interesting on UFO with the introduction of the Paul Foster character. If it's not more interesting, at the very least things will heat up and get a little sexier for the female base.

A man visits Foster, now released from the hospital, and tells him to take some time off. They move to shake, but Foster stuffs his cigar into an ashtray and demands to see the reconnaissance film from the test flight. The film is now in military hands. It's all top secret. Foster is adamant about what he saw. For an introduction Billington delivers some real energy and conviction. His suave performance is welcomed.



Freeman visits Straker. Freeman is a smoker. Straker is a a smoker. There were a lot of top science fiction-fighting Marlboro Men-styled heroes during this period. In fact, there's a lot of smoking on UFO. Perhaps a pack of Lucky Strike might help against those UFOs. Straker is in groovy clothes as part of his cover below the film studio he fronts above S.H.A.D.O. [Supreme Headquarters Alien Defence Organization]. Freeman informs Straker that Foster wants a hearing. Straker clearly knows how to play the game. He points to the death of Foster's co-pilot and the fact Foster's story simply cannot be corroborated. I must admit as much as I'm a ladies' man I like to think I can spot good-looking, and damn, Michael Billington was one handsome fellow. It's easy to see why he was once considered for the role of James Bond. He gives UFO and it's shadowy war against off-world invaders an air of Bond. He really does.

Foster is flown to S.H.A.D.O. escorted by S.H.A.D.O. operative Dr. Doug Jackson. Foster inquires as to the whereabouts of the cinefilm from the test flight. Jackson displays film to Foster and it is becoming increasingly clear that the fix is in. "Things are not always what they seem to be Mr. Foster," admits Jackson delivering a line that would sound suitable for a Bond villain. Actor Vladek Sheybal is very good as the mysterious and odd Dr. Doug Jackson. This is a fine exchange and highlights the important supporting role supplied by Sheybal on UFO.


I do have one very important question. How do the likes of Straker and Freeman function with all of these women running around headquarters in spandex tights complete with tits popping abound? I mean seriously. Can you imagine handing one of these women a briefing? I don't think there would be anything brief about it, except the ones dropping to the ground. Both men discuss Foster. Straker calls him "tough and persistent." In a hotel room, Foster is visited by the sister of his deceased co-pilot or is she? She calls Foster a murderer based on information fed to her to discredit Foster. Foster explains there is another side to the story. Foster assures the woman, the government is covering up the existence of UFOs, which he has sighted several times throughout his career. He knows the cover-up is intended to prevent mass hysteria, terror and a breakdown of authority. Foster swears the truth about what he saw. Foster recalls his partner had a camera. It fires him up and feeds his personal investigation even if others vilify him as a "nutter."

At Ventura Aircraft Corporation, Foster performs a wee bit of breaking and entering under the cover of night. It would seem this pilot's entry comes a little too easily, but this is the global war on intergalactic terror. Could it be by design? Foster's moonlighting leads him to a safe in the office of Kofax, the head of the company. The safe includes a camera, film and an envelope with the name Ed Straker, Harlington-Straker Studios. Foster is onto something. Straker's cover-up isn't going so well or is it? Straker is notified of the break-in.

You'll note one of several real publications to the right of fictional character Paul Foster.
Later, upon reviewing the camera film, Foster learns his co-pilot's film was also doctored as part of the cover-up. While viewing, Foster is visited by two henchman who provide a little classic '70s fisticuffs action set to an appropriate UFO score. The place is trashed to send a message to one Mr. Paul Foster that he's getting too close. Funny enough, the image of Paul laying on the floor is so sharp I was able to make out one book title that lay near his head: Flying Saucers Are Hostile. Sound like a crazy read! Funny thing is, the book is real and written by Brad Steiger and Joan Whritenour in 1967. See the cover above for yourself.

Upon regaining consciousness, Foster glimpses a newspaper article. On the cover is Ed Straker referencing his near fatal accident in the UFO season opener, Identified. Is it a plant to lead Foster to Straker?

Straker aims to find out just how much Foster knows literally. He carries a gun with him en route to his meeting above in the studio complex. "Do you plan to use that?," inquires Freeman before Straker exits.

Foster is re-routed by Miss Ealand to Rupert Square for the rendezvous. Straker comes up behind Foster with the gun to his head. In broad daylight, the idea might seem preposterous, but the creators of UFO keep it clever. Ed Straker meets with Foster on a studio set and, like Foster, we never know whether that gun is real or not. Straker fires three shots into the building, but are they real? Here's a bit of Foster and Straker's first meeting.



Foster proves he's no push over and is far more intelligent than Straker expected. Straker points his gun at Foster and confirms the building they've entered is sound proof just to place Foster on edge. Foster knows much about Straker including the fact he was a Colonel in the air force ten years ago with a degree in astrophysics. This a good bit of character drama- some of the best yet.



One thing is clear, Straker is not above playing hardball. And with that, Straker is prepared to introduce Foster to the clandestine world of S.H.A.D.O.. The studio set masquerades the top secret headquarters and presents the brilliant possibilities of reality and illusion throughout the UFO series. This is the perfect example of the artifice surrounding the wonderful twists in UFO.



And with the voice identification of Straker, Foster is brought into his undergound world. Foster is clearly the fish out of water as many heads turn not knowing who he is. Foster is introduced to some of the key players. Straker plays back Foster's voice and the reasons for secrecy as Foster himself enummerated [listed above] in the hotel room whilst his co-pilot's sister was present. Only, once again, UFO turns the tables and all is not what it seems. The sister was actually an operative for S.H.A.D.O. and Foster was placed under a rigorous test to prove his value. Straker indicates he displayed uncommon "initiative." Straker presents the tried and true scenario of "if we tell you we'll have to kill you." Straker is a hardliner and as the series progresses you'll discover just how severe and dark the character gets in the ironically colorful world of the Andersons. His character is harsh and those vibrant nehru jackets and set pieces only mask the reality of his character on its surface. It's like music by British band Paul Heaton's The Beautiful South. It sounds nice. It sounds pretty, but before long there's a knife severing a critical bodily function. Yes, Straker means business because what he represents is bigger than even one man, selflessly bigger than himself and bigger than Paul Foster and Foster is on his radar.



While Exposed may not be UFO at its very best, it is the first episode to truly exhibit some of the more mature concepts and depth of character in play on UFO. There are a good number of twists abound. From the moment of Foster's medical testing following the death of his comrade, we're left to wonder, was Paul Foster in S.H.A.D.O.'s sites? Almost from the very outset of Exposed, everything experienced by Foster was by design to ensure his qualification yet could be accepted on its face. Go back and watch Exposed again and the irony in much of the dialogue is indeed exposed. When Freeman implies Straker might use a gun on Foster he actually knows the gun is a prop, but we don't. When Foster is physically beatened and threatened it's to ensure his endurance against a relentless enemy. He must be the best. When the envelope with Straker's name is found in the safe it is intended as a clue to lead him to S.H.A.D.O..

Test after test and Foster continues his push for the truth. He compels himself forward out of honor for his partner and the truth. When Freeman asks Straker if Foster gets too close and Straker implies a multi-million dollar company must be protected over one man, the scene suggests Straker may have to remove Foster from the game. One is certainly reminded of the realities of our own corporate world. A fine example might be Michael Mann's The Insider [1999]. Exposed certainly plays ambiguous enough to believe the conclusion to the installment could be one of two paths. There is the belief that Foster must be assimilated or absorbed into S.H.A.D.O. or that he must be eliminated. The former gamble pays off for Straker.

Everything, every scene once presented as Foster's reality, becomes fiction inside of fiction, an elaborate scheme by story's end to determine an outcome as Ed Straker sees fit. Straker is a company man and he plays hardball. All of it is part of Project Foster. Author John Kenneth Muir discusses one of UFO's amazing entries in his stunningly insightful read on Mindbender and UFO's employment of the device dubbed the fourth wall. UFO makes a number of attempts to mix reality and fiction to create illusion as the creators do with Mindbender's all out implementation of the fourth wall. Exposed is similar in its efforts of exacting the same trick on the character of Paul Foster within the episode. Exposed is the first such ambitious effort, an impressive mix of genre excitement and more mature mindbending. Writer Tony Barwick wrote both Exposed and Mindbender and his efforts and strong sense of narrative truly shine in both entries. In fact, writer Tony Barwick was a big reason behind UFO's success.

UFO genuinely pushed the boundaries of science fiction television bridging a connection between young and old. UFO is often overlooked by its more tonally serious offspring Space:1999, but UFO was much more than a colorful kids' program and Exposed offers early evidence this was very much a science fiction program as unique and groundbreaking in its own right. UFO lays down for no one and plays its mythology for keeps gradually building upon each installment. Never once do you feel it panders to a demographic. The Andersons knew they had something special and the creative people involved were onto something. Everyone involved took a big step forward away from the world of Thunderbirds with UFO. For the first time, mixing aspects of reality and deception into the works, things just got really interesting.

As Straker puts it in pretending to reference the studio plans, but actually hinting to Project Foster in Exposed, "yeah, it's gonna work out just fine." In the end, we're never truly certain if Straker marked Foster for assassination, but we know that much more about how far Straker is willing to go. Lucky for Foster we'll be meeting again. All the more interesting is that Foster achieved his goal only to become a willing pawn in the same game he attempted to expose. "If you can't beat 'em, join 'em," as they say. Foster becomes part of the artificial facade, part of the machine and the secret lie continues.

Exposed: B-
Writer: Tony Barwick
Director: David Lane

Writer Footnote: Tony Barwick [1934-1993]. Barwick penned a whopping fourteen [14] episodes of the 26 episode season of UFO. He wrote two entries for Thunderbirds and Space:1999. He also worked extensively on other Gerry Anderson productions including Captain Scarlet And The Mysterons, Joe 90, The Secret Service and The Protectors. Some of his best work remains with UFO.

Director footnote: David Lane: Like Tony Barwick, Lane was a big part of the directorial success behind UFO having directed eight [8] of the 26 episodes. He also directed for Thunderbirds and other Gerry Anderson projects.

Tuesday, November 9, 2010

The Six Million Dollar Man DVD

Lee Majors sporting some attire that looks like it could be fashionable again. Count me in.

I'm like a kid in the proverbial candy store with the arrival of The Six Million Dollar Man on DVD. It's official! The DVD is slated for shipping this month. The site indicates "now shipping" over the previous "shipping November" over the previous "November 4."
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People have yearned, longed, pined, lost hair, gone completely bald and waited ever so patiently while our favorite hero has aged to the point of performing Miracle Ear commercials. Well, the Bionic Man is finally back!
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As a tribute I post for you this two page spread from SciFiNow and a feature dubbed The Bluffer's Guide To.... The Bluffer's Guide To the Six Million Dollar Man presents a terrific action shot of Lee Majors as a our fearless hero Colonel Steve Austin moving in slow "ehn-ehn-ehn-ehn" motion and to the rescue. There's something incredibly nostalgic about the series for me. Perhaps he reminds me of my late father a little, a cross between Lee Majors and Erik Estrada. God bless him.
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Some interesting facts crop up in this little spread that surely whet my appetite for finally revisiting The Six Million Dollar Man right here at Musings Of A Sci-Fi Fanatic. It will happen my friends. You'll get all of the terrific The Six Million Dollar Man mythology right here. We'll learn about the Office of Strategic Intelligence [OSI], the Bionic Woman [Lindsay Wagner], the bionic dog, a Bigfoot android performed by both Andre The Giant and Ted Cassidy [Lost In Space, Star Trek, The New Adventures Of Huckleberry Finn], unlikely Academy Award winner Sandra Bullock in a bionic guest role and our man the Shat!- YES! William Shatner as Josh Lang. All of this jam-packed, slow motion action complete with Lee Majors as Colonel Steve Austin and the always dependable Richard Anderson as Oscar Goldman in the adventure series of a lifetime and a series like no other. The goodies will be headed my way and, over the course of time, your way. The question remains, does it hold up? Does it stand the test of time? Has age been kind to a series held in such high regard in our memory banks? Time will tell.
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Speaking of time, I'm quite pleased to see Time Life finally release The Six Million Dollar Man The Complete Collection on 40 DVDs including 5 bonus DVDs. Unfortunately, it's at top dollar exclusively through Time Life until October 2011. But, who cares? This is freaking Lee Majors in one of the most pivotal pop culture classics of all time! New interviews, all three Pilot films, all three reunion films, Bionic Woman crossovers and commentaries. My only disappointment is this quote from Time Life. "Gentlemen, we can rebuild him. We have the DVDs." Well, Time Life also has the technology and more impressive would have been a Blu-Ray release. Can't we move beyond the DVD release already? They may hurt us with the move to Blu-Ray down the road, but I'll take this Six Million Dollar DVD version over a superior format just to see this series once again if it means no longer waiting. Stay tuned because I'll be bringing you The Six Million Dollar Man, The Bionic Woman and The Incredible Hulk into the new year. What do these shows have in common beyond their inception in the 1970s and those wonderfully mesmerizing slow-mo techniques? Each was, on some level, the brainchild of Writer/ Creator/ Director/ Producer Kenneth Johnson. More to come. See you soon. Ehn-ehn-ehn-ehn....

Sunday, November 7, 2010

The Best And Worst Episodes Of Babylon 5

SciFiNow strikes again. It wasn't all that long ago I offered up a Ten Of The Best list according to SciFiNow's website. The lists, both provided by SciFiNow, don't match. This once again proves the point that these lists are entirely subjective and provided by more than one writer or at the very least a writer that has had a change of heart.
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One salient point was fairly suggested by Author John Kenneth Muir over at the outstanding Reflections On Film/TV. At a bare minimum, SciFiNow covers the classics and will spend time on a classic every issue. That's saying alot when most science fiction magazines wouldn't touch subject matter pre-Transformers. While we may not always agree with their choices, at least it generates discussion, maybe debate and at the very least may give a new generation pause to check out something that was on the air when they weren't even a sparkle in their mother's eye or their mother was barely a sparkle in their mother's eye.
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This Best And Worst Episodes Of Babylon 5 list comes by way of SciFiNow Issue #3 and a segment dubbed Modern Classic. The best 5 portion of the list does not even mirror their own Ten Of The Best list. That's fine. It's just worth noting. This list further does not compute with my own well-considered Babylon 5 BIG 10 list.
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Without further adieu here are the two lists for your dissecting pleasure.
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The Worst:
1. Grail [Season One, Episode 15]
2. Gropos [Season Two, Episode 10]
3. Racing Mars [Season Four, Episode 10]
4. Atonement [Season Four, Episode 9]
5. The Very Long Night Of Londo Mollari [Season Five, Episode 2]
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Interesting enough, not a single one of these episodes made my BIG 10 list or my Close Calls. I may not agree with SciFiNow often, but I do believe these selections were fair. If I recall, Atonement was the best of these five Worst entries. Further, I completely understand the problems with The Very Long Night Of Londo Mollari. That episode felt forced and awkward as much as I understood what J. Michael Straczynski was trying to do in that Season Five episode. I just felt taken out of the drama a bit by that point, but then I felt that way about much of the forced Season Five. Having said that, the aforementioned episode should probably NOT rank among the Worst, nor should Atonement or Racing Mars.
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The Best:
1. Babylon Squared [Season One, Episode 20]
2. Divided Loyalties [Season Two, Episode 19]
3. Z'Ha'Dum [Season Three, Episode 22]
4. The Deconstruction Of Falling Stars [Season Four, Episode 22]
5. Sleeping In Light [Season Five, Episode 22]
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One thing is certain, while ambitious, there isn't a chance in hell The Deconstruction Of Falling Stars would make my Top 5 list. Further, Divided Loyalties is also not one I would place in a Top 10. Interesting to note, neither The Deconstruction Of Falling Stars nor Sleeping In Light [arguably deserving of a spot] landed in the earlier Babylon 5: Ten Of The Best entry. In fact, apart from the amazing Z'Ha'Dum, these select choices would not be in my Top 5. The little things in life do leave us scratching the old melons. As a fun aside, it's fascinating to see that which appeals to one person is entirely unappealing to another- life, politics, the opposite sex and even science fiction I suppose.

Saturday, November 6, 2010

...To The Fancave!

This is just one shot of my secret Fancave where it all happens. Honestly, mine pales in comparison to the likes of many of y'all out there, but it's like comfort food down there just the same.

I thought I would make ...To The Fancave! an occasional feature and post a picture of a collectible that I own or love or some odd picture from the Down Below you might enjoy.

My collection is much more contemporary than other collectors. I don't have a lot of the vintage stuff that existed from my childhood unfortunately with the exception of comic books, but I'll bring those to you here from time to time.


I mostly played with my old toys as a kid. Many, like an old blue Dinky Thunderbird 2, lost their paint. Others found themselves either in the dumpster or buried in a kind of backyard toy grave like my Planet Of The Apes doll...., rather, action figure. I've made efforts to go and find the toys that I loved as a kid all over, but as a bigger kid complete with wallet. We'll bring you everything from Gatchaman to Thunderbirds, so come on ...To The Fancave!

Thursday, November 4, 2010

Star Trek: TNG S1 Ep5: The Last Outpost

I had a pair of those teeth for Halloween. Introducing the Ferengi, Star Trek's latest adversary. The excitement never stops on Star Trek: The Next Generation.
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It's hard to dig deep into this particular season of Star Trek: The Next Generation. It is sorely lacking. I initially planned an analysis of notable episodes only. Well, there aren't many of note. I do have one planned, but we have a way to go.
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ST:TNG, Season One, Episode 5, The Last Outpost isn't much to write home about. It's the first introduction to a new race called the Ferengi and they are anything but interesting. They are referred to as the "supercapitalists of the galaxy" in the Star Trek: The Next Generation Companion. As a race, the design of the Ferengi is one of the least interesting in the Star Trek cannon in appearance and behavior. A friend of mine swears by their brilliance. To me, the race ruled by profit motive, the Ferengi, are the anti-Borg as far as their ability to capture the imagination. They are the anti-Borg in that the Ferengi, as a newly introduced alien race, don't even come close to the kind of challenge one might expect in a franchise spin-off. Star Trek: The Original Series gave us the Romulans, the Klingons and even the Andorians, but ST:TNG delivers the Ferengi to kick things off. To quote Captain Jean-Luc Picard from Star Trek: Generations, "what?" The Ferengi is a less than appealing choice. They are presented here as primitive and uninteresting right down to their fur outfits, silly ears and energy whips. ST:TNG continues to frustrate and walk down the wrong or misguided path of exploring "what's out there." It's quite maddening really with all the potential available with this cast of actors.
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Further, unlike nearly every vessel ever created in ST:TOS, the Ferengi ship, like those who pilot it, is equally uninspired based on the conceptual design of a horseshoe crab. It simply lacks any special originality like that captured for the original Enterprise or even ships like the Romulan-designed warship dubbed Warbirds.
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Synopsis: The USS Enterprise NCC-1701-D [another starship that simply cannot fill the shoes of the original USS Enterprise NCC-1701] and crew pursue a Ferengi vessel for a stolen T-9 energy converter. This will be the first contact by the Federation with the elusive Ferengi. Funny how they weren't so elusive after The Last Outpost. Both end the chase in a Mexican standoff over a planet that is the outpost to the once-thought-dead Tkon Empire. A joint landing party by Picard and the Ferengi is organized, but the Ferengi are thrifty and less than honorable and betray their agreement by thwarting Commander William Riker's landing party. A Tkon portal guardian witnesses the tactics of both races and frees the vessels based on Riker and the Federation's actions. The guardian is unimpressed by the Ferengi [as are we]. Once again, we are the recipients of a lecture on ethics.
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I certainly can't help but agree with the recent comments of Author John Kenneth Muir declaring the introductory installments of ST:TNG as "dullsville." This is quite simply painfully weak, a yawn, a bore, a certified snoozefest. The actions of Picard continue to be borderline dangerous. Picard essentially surrenders the Enterprise-D in the frame of five entries as noted by Muir. This is a poor success rate as captains go. He's fortunate this isn't his last outpost. It's hard to defend ST:TNG when the scripts provided for a cast of considerable talents is far below expectations.
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Perhaps the most interesting point to make about this episode is the introduction of character actor Armin Shimerman as a Ferengi, not performing in the role of Quark. There isn't the least bit of good scripting for him to work with. It's a truly empty shell of an episode. It would be the first in a long line of appearances for him within the Star Trek franchise. While Shimerman is not particularly noteworthy here, he does become a force as a regular in Star Trek: Deep Space Nine's ensemble unit. It is ST:DS9 where he truly shines and where a depth to the a Ferengi character is given the chance to evolve. At this point, The Last Outpost offers ample evidence that the Ferengi should have remained elusive.
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ST:TNG's continued efforts to link the new series with the original are on display once again. An homage to Star Trek: The Orginal Series occurs when William Riker requests Chinese Finger Puzzles be beamed over to the Ferengi spacecraft to confound the creatures. This is a gentle reference and tribute to Scotty's move to ship Tribbles over to the Klingons in ST:TOS, Season Two, Episode 15, The Trouble With Tribbles.
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There are many things going through my mind regarding ST:TNG at this point and one point in particular. There are plenty of people who want to point out flaws regarding ST:TOS, not least of which is someone like David Gerrold [more to be devil's advocate I suspect], but let's be honest, ST:TOS is head and shoulders above the material on evidence thus far. You stack up the first five entries of ST:TOS versus ST:TNG and it's clear who has the substantively better series. There isn't even a contest. It's not close. Let's review. Encounter At Far Point Part 1 & Part 2, The Naked Now, Code Of Honor and The Last Outpost versus The Man Trap, Charlie X, Where No Man Has Gone Before, The Naked Time and The Enemy Within [I'm not even including The Cage]. Now, which series would you choose? Star Trek: The Original Series was also finding itself, but there was a plan and a vision and character was paramount to its success.
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The Last Outpost: D
Writer: Richard Krzmeien & Herbert Wright
Director: Richard Colla
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Actor footnote: Armin Shimerman [1949-present]. American born. His highlights include character performances in Star Trek: The Next Generation, Star Trek: Deep Space Nine and Star Trek: Voyager. He has had roles on Beauty And The Beast, Buffy The Vampire Slayer, Stargate SG-1 [The Nox], Seinfeld, The Tick and Boston Legal [even sharing a scene with Rene Auberjonois who played Odo opposite his Quark on ST:DS9]. Notable film appearances include The Hitcher [1986] and Blind Date [1987].
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Writer footnote: Herbert Wright [1947-2005]. Had a hand in the creation of the Ferengi. He would also co-write the Ferengi-centric Season One, episode 9, The Battle.

Tuesday, November 2, 2010

The Best And Worst Episodes Of Buck Rogers In The 25th Century

I hope to one day give a few Musings Of A Sci-Fi Fanatic treatments to some Buck Rogers In The 25th Century [1979-1981]. I loved the series growing up. Producer/ Writer Glen A. Larson gave me two of my favorites in this series and Battlestar Galactica [1978-1979].
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The one huge difference, I was old enough to really appreciate the disco-era spandex that adhered to the amazing body of actress Erin Gray. Babes and Bots were the rule of the days and no one was better than ultra hot Colonel Wilma Deering. It was one of the first times I really wanted to see clothes peeled off an actress. Star Wars' Carrie Fisher never quite did it for me in the original and I wasn't quite ready for that. But Buck Rogers, "biddi-biddi-biddi, what's up Wilma!?" I was digging Wilma and robot Twiki [the amazing voice of the late Mel Blanc]. They were a huge part of the show for me. Gil Gerard was terrific as action hero Buck Rogers and was my answer to missing Lee Majors in Six Million Dollar Man [1974-1978]. Of course, Larson was executive producer on some Six Million Dollar Man films and of course The Fall Guy [1981-1986] starring lee Majors. So, Larson was all over my world as youngster.
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Buck Rogers was a true highlight and a true delight and no one hired babes better than the creators behind Buck Rogers, save for maybe Star Trek: The Original Series. While Buck Rogers and Battlestar Galactica may have been inspired by Star Wars no one did babes better than Larson.
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Needless to say, I need to go back and to quote Eddie Money, "I wanna go back" and look at Buck Rogers once again. Someday.
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Without further adieu SciFiNow Issue #1 takes a look at the series in a segment called Modern Classics. Here are the Worst and Best of Buck Rogers In The 25th Century according to SciFiNow.
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The Worst:
1. Time Of The Hawk [Season Two]
2. Cosmic Wizkid [Season One]
3. The Satyr [Season Two]
4. Journey To Oasis [Season Two]
5. Planet Of The Amazon Women [Season One]
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The Best:
1. Awakening [Pilot] [Season One]
2. Cruise Ship To The Stars [Season One]
3. Space Vampire [Season One]
4. Planet Of The Slave Girls [Season One]
5. Space Rockers [Season One]
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Funny, Space Vampire was noted by SciFiNow as a tribute to "Nostradamus." This had to be a complete and utter brain fart, when I have to believe the writer clearly meant Nosferatu [1921]. It was an amusing mistake and we all make them. Author John Kenneth Muir notes Space Vampire to be one of The Five Scariest Episodes of Cult Television, 1970-1980. Clearly SciFiNow does get it right now and again. It's interesting to not Season One is truly spotlighted among the Best and has always been the best of the two seasons. Season Two serves up the biggest lemons.
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So if you're so inclined to see Gil Gerard's tightly tucked package or Erin Gray in full on sexy, while Twiki gets excited for us, Buck Rogers In The 25th Century is worth venturing into once again. Nothing too serious, but good, old-fashioned fun that's sure to bring out the boy in you.

Monday, November 1, 2010

Lost In Space S1 Ep8: Invaders From The Fifth Dimension

"At the 1964 World Science Fiction Convention in Chicago, Irwin Allen previewed his new science fiction show, and Gene Roddenberry previewed his. The fans yawned through Lost In Space, but they gave the Star Trek pilot a standing ovation- a fact which puzzled Irwin Allen to no end. He couldn't see the difference between Roddenberry's show and his own."
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David Gerrold penned these words in his Foreword: The Trouble With Trek for the book Boarding The Enterprise. In fact, the shows are remarkably different and that fan reaction to Lost In Space speaks volumes about the sophistication of viewers even in the 1960s.

Star Trek, with all its glorious color [Lost In Space would follow suit primarily in Season Two and Three to keep up with Star Trek and Batman], struck the unique balance of sophisticated science fiction storytelling and genuine entertainment. Lost In Space catered to the family market, but was grimly black and white lending it a serious and creepy tone for us young ones. Star Trek was reaching for something much bigger in thinking. People recognized this depth and responded to it immediately. While Star Trek was uniquely Star Trek and would establish THE science fiction template stranglehold that would inform us to this day, Lost In Space still had its place. The black and white cinema of the series never distracted me, even as a child, but the stories were certainly far simpler. I recall finding both Star Trek and Lost In Space equally accessible, but Star Trek always pushed the envelope and was far more complex thus challenging my tiny little mind in ways Lost In Space could not. Nevertheless, Lost In Space had its creepy, eerie moments of atmosphere and challenged my imagination. While Irwin Allen's classic family drama would never achieve the kind of influence Star Trek achieved, it still remains a nostalgic classic with solid, simple little tales, some of notable exception especially throughout Season One.

As Robert Spinrad put it in Star Trek In The Real World in Boarding The Enterprise, "Gene Roddenberry, unlike Irwin Allen, took science fiction seriously." Therein lies the difference. But didn't we love Lost In Space for what it was warts and all? Wasn't the ocassionally silly humor, weird science and relationship drama all part of the allure?

Writer D.C. Fontana felt so strongly about what was being achieved over at Star Trek, she and others referred to Voyage To The Bottom Of The Sea and Lost In Space as Voyage To The Bottom Of The Sink and Last In Space respectively in her article I Remember Star Trek... from Boarding The Enterprise. She admits, likewise, the folks behind Lost in Space probably had their names for Star Trek.

What's most interesting is that Lost In Space had a more definitively sci-fi approach in its first season. This is best exemplified by the scriptwriter behind Lost In Space, Season One, Episode 8, Invaders From The Fifth Dimension. Writer Shimon Wincelberg would make his final appearance for Lost In Space with this installment. It would be his sixth writing assignment. Wincelberg also penned two entries over at that OTHER show Star Trek: The Original Series with Dagger Of The Mind and personal favorite The Galileo Seven. It's worth noting that he penned those stories under the name S. Bar-David rather than Shimon Wincelberg as implemented here. Clearly Wincelberg had a hand in some of the finer stories to this first season of Lost In Space alongside his two Star Trek classics. Competetive streaks aside, this writing element is one point of fact the two shows shared in common early on.

Our fearless family, minus Dr. Zachary Smith, continues with their epic struggle of survival in space. An alien observes the family from a remote location. An incoming object is picked up on radar and Judy Robinson alerts her mother Maureen who alerts Major Don West. Don checks out the radar and the object is gone. The ladies are made to look silly and chalk it all up to their eyes playing tricks on them.The object lands and Dr. Smith observes it from a rock over yonder. The object scans the terrain. The cowardly Smith runs off after exposure to a high pitched sound, but is halted in his tracks by Lost In Space, Season One, Episode 8, Invaders From The Fifth Dimension.

Caught up in the beam an alien speaks in foreign tongue to Dr. Smith. The creature who lacks a mouth asks if he is “native” to the planet. Smith informs the creature he is not, but can take it to the Robinsons. As my son, the boy wonder pointed out, Smith “throws them under the bus.”

The alien needs a humanoid brain and tells Smith his primitive brain will do. All he needs is a portion of it. Such a move normally spells death.
Smith is transported instantly onto the alien probe vessel for examination. I love the simple effects back in the day when people were simply removed from the camera frame to convey the effect of teleportation.

Smith tries to manipulate the situation by offering a small, “marvelous” brain in the form of Will Robinson. He asks that they allow him a chance to deliver the brain. They tell Smith he exhibits “treachery and cunning” as he tries to shoot his ray gun on them. They simply take his gun away. Perhaps they don't want Smith's brain. That's not the smartest move.

Wisely, and somewhat unintentionally funny, the aliens allow Smith to get the smaller brain. Clearly a good decision. They beam him off the ship and back outside laying in the dirt. Why not just beam him out standing up? These aliens must have a sense of humor. He is given a metallic ball to guide him back to their ship. To ensure he does not cheat them they place a metallic band around his neck for control of their prey. Clearly their powers are limited in range otherwise they would simply beam whomever they'd like aboard their ship. Oddly, they have a much greater control of their victim via bracelet? It does appear to be slightly illogical. The logic must have been over at that OTHER show.
Will visits Robot who is acting as a “scarecrow” in the garden. Apparently there are birds on this alien planet. Alien birds of course, like those ostrich-like creatures spotted in Lost In Space, Season One, Episode 4, There Were Giants In The Earth. Smith approaches Robot and flinches in pain as his neck device flashes. More pain affects the evil Smith as he attempts to have Robot remove of it from his body.

Smith approaches Penny Robinson to lure her into his little plot. Since Will Robinson is unavailable, Penny will have to do. Don threatens Smith to stay away from the boy. “There is no hatred in my heart, only pity, sadness and pity.” He attempts a handshake and Don tells him to “just go.”Professor John Robinson returns and he is notified of the radar blip. Speaking of blips, where is our alien monkey friend lately? John wants to know why Robot didn’t stop Will and he gets a nice, fresh ass response. “I am not programmed for babysitting.” Ouch. Okay. Well, maybe you'll be deprogrammed. Careful there big fella. I also loved the brief spat between John and Don. They are both friends, but uneasy partners who are at each other's throats from time to time. They are indeed two strong, alpha males. The family separates in search of Will who is out seeking mineral resources. Smith is nearby Will when the old paingiver goes off. Smith needs to bust a move and acquire Will for the aliens if he plans to survive.


Smith begins to dramatically manipulate Will like a wounded animal ready for the kill. Smith informs Will that his family is in trouble by these alien invaders. An anxious Will inquires what they need to do to save them. Will suggests getting Don, but Smith frowns upon that idea. The element of surprise is the only option.

Professor Robinson calls out from the loudspeaker of the Chariot as they search for their son. Smith continues to play young Will like a fiddle. I can’t understand why he wouldn’t respond to his father over the advice of the diabolical, scheming Smith. The Chariot crew cannot find them. Maureen spots the alien vessel and points to it. It immediately disappears and John does not see it. Her eyes playing tricks on her again no doubt.

The aliens contemplate destroying the Chariot but a second alien voice cautions, “wait.”

The distance that Chariot travels must pack on the miles. Will would have had to walk for miles based on the evidence of its travels here. How far did Will go? Will begins to come to his senses and reckons he should contact his folks. Yes, that's a safe bet. Hanging out with Dr. Smith is tantamount to being abducted by a stranger. Smith takes Will’s walkie talkie and throws it into some quick sand or something. Meanwhile John is out searching with his jet pack at this point with no results.

After a time Will begins to catch on to Smith’s game and figures he is being duped. He still winds up apologizing to Smith for being suspicious of his behavior. Boy that Smith is good. He can turn the tables at the drop of a hat.

Elsewhere, Robot determines an alien presence. Robot tells John and Maureen it is an “anti-human” presence. “Destroy now?” asks one alien to another. “Not yet.” As odd as "anti-human" sounds, these aliens are clearly "anti-human."

Will asks Smith what the metallic ball is? It disappears. It would seem Smith and Will have arrived. Smith pushes Will toward the spacecraft and tells him to be brave. Clearly bravery is something with which Smith is in terribly short supply or flat out empty. Smith is pleased his plan is coming together, but he is zapped just the same. The aliens indicate Will’s brain is the perfect size, but has not been tested and they may need both brains. Oh, boy there goes the Smith plan. Smith convinces them to take off his neck harness, but he remains outside their ship.

Will is now on board the vessel. He is surrounded by Christmas tree tinsel. It is the kind we used to decorate our tree when I was a young boy. This show spares no expense with its effects and set decoration department. That's a joke, but in all seriousness the creators behind the show really did a splendid job with the look of the series back in the day. It's simple, but foreign and creepy enough to sell it. Inside the alien vessel it’s like the Dr. Who Tardis in there. It is much bigger inside than the outside would have you believe. Of course, this is the fifth dimension where size does not matter. The aliens note Will’s moral fiber is admirable. The aliens need Will’s “youth,” “freshness,” and “curiosity.” Will ensures he’s none of those things. I would too. Good call Will.

The Robinsons find Smith who tells them “they’ve got Will.” John knows Smith is a slimy snake in the grass and wants to know why the Robot’s brain wasn’t offered to the alien creatures. Well, maybe because Robot doesn't really have a brain, but I think I know what the professor means. John, Maureen and Smith, with Robot in tow, look for Will in the Chariot. Then a few moments later Don comes along in the jet pack. This is a full on kids’ episode as fas the excitement factor goes. The foursome has found the spaceship.

Classic lines:
Don: “So that’s the monster?”
Smith: “Now that doesn’t look very monstrous does it?”
Don: “Neither do you.” Nice one Don!

Robot alerts the group that the craft is surrounded by a force field in the fifth dimension that is “mathematically impossible.” John wants Robot to intervene and try to stop them. This is clearly an advanced group. Robot fires electrical charges at the ship and they bounce back and disable Robot. Will speaks to his family and tells them not to worry everything will be fine thanks to Dr. Smith. How Smith gets away with his shit week after week is a major miracle. He's like the ultimate escape artist.

The aliens demand Will do their bidding, but he is crying and the tears flow. The teardrops are affecting the consoles of the alien craft. Love, once again, saves the day for Will. The aliens call it a form of “madness.” He is considered useless by one of the aliens and will be released against the wishes of the other alien.

Will is left behind after the ship vanishes in an explosion. Will basically saves Dr. Smith by saying their plan worked. Smith runs off. The family laughs about the fact they wanted to take his brain. Yeah, funny stuff. Paraphrasing John Candy from Planes, Trains And Automobiles, 'We can laugh about it now we’re alright.' Seriously, you simply don't see these kinds of conclusions in a science fiction tale like the ones found on ST:TOS and that is because this is accessible, family-based, sci-fi drama with little to no desire to challenge the mind. This particular installment may want a brain, but the creators aren't entirely interested that we use them.


Back at the Jupiter II the family worries about their water supply given the planet's fluctuating heat extremes. As Don and Judy make efforts to insulate the water supply to prevent evaporation they hear something. No worries, that’s just a rock avalanche!

Lunch is ready and an earthquake hits. Here come the rocks. Now, in what appears to be one of Don’s less-than-genius moments. He refuses to take cover and get Judy to safety and continues to work on equipment that is clearly sure to be crushed by the wobbling rocks above. What the hell is he thinking? Just moronic. We are left literally with a cliffhanger or rather a cliff hanging and ultimately falling and we will need to tune in next week to determine whether Don wises up and actually survives or if the boulder crushes him and his foolhardy decision.


In the end, we really don’t know all that much about the invaders fromt he fifth dimension. We don't know any more about them than we did when they arrived. We know they wanted a brain. They kind of look cool with the absence of a physical mouth. They are smart, they are powerful and they are from another dimension. They are from the fifth dimension. That about covers it. That’s all folks for Lost In Space and the latest exciting entry.

TO BE CONTINUED... Same Time, Same BLOG! [okay, not the same time]

Invaders From The Fifth Dimension: C+
Director: Leonard Horn
Writer: Shimon Wincelberg
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Director Footnote: Leonard Horn [1926-1976]. The Director brings an eerie sensibility to the proceedings in his sole entry into the Lost In Space cannon here. That vibe is quite evident. He directed three entries for The Outer Limits [1963]. Horn directed four popular episodes of Irwin Allen's Voyage To The Bottom Of The Sea. He directed in police dramas like The Rookies and even an episode of The Mod Squad. Horn also directed the Pilot film for Wonder Woman [1975]. He passed away at a youthful 49 years old.
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Writer Footnote: Shimon Wincelberg [1924-2004]. German born writer. Wincelberg also went by the name S. Bar-David and variations thereof. He penned classic Star Trek: The Original Series episodes The Galileo Seven [a personal favorite] and Dagger Of The Mind as S. Bar-David with the latitude to write solid science fiction. This entry, Invaders From The Fifth Dimension, would be the final of six episodes penned by Wincelberg for Season One of Lost In Space. His influence is significant on what is considered to be the best season of the series.